The man's an animal -- or a body of water

Independent baseball has had its share of cool names, and the trend continues with right-handed starter Bear Bay of the Winnipeg Goldeyes. Considering Alaska has its own Bear Bay, it seems like the northern climes have more than their share. But the pitcher hails from Texas, which does not appear to have a corresponding body of water.

One caveat: Bear is a nickname, quite unfortunately. His given name is Ronald, which would ordinarily disqualify a player from Mayobanex, Waskal and Boof. But he goes by Bear, which is good enough for a Monday.

Bear came closer than most to the major leagues, pitching -- and winning -- one game for AAA Buffalo in 2006. But he never made it to Cleveland, instead spending 2007 at single-A Bakersfield in the Texas Rangers' system. He was originally drafted by the Cubs, but was traded to Cleveland in 2005.

In case you never get to see him in person, here's what Bear Bay looks like on the mound.